Just a few things...

• The fact that I wear dresses and skirts most of the time does not make me a 'girlie girl.' I am, actually, pretty much the opposite. I'm just anti-pants this summer.
• Don't make fun of me and my farming/chickens. Because when the apocalypse comes... we'll see who's ready for it and who's not.
• Ignoring tropical storms does, in fact, work.
• Building a chicken coop/yard is really pretty difficult and time-consuming. Especially when you have no experience with anything tool or wood related.
• Never let one of the first things out of your mouth on a Monday be "I think I had a stomach virus last night." If that is, in fact, the case - STAY HOME. 
• Men over 30 shouldn't wear plaid shorts and t-shirts to work. Especially when combined with ill-fitting Toms shoes and a messenger bag that is not carried across one's body. So - please stop it.
• And for goodness sake, put your cellphone on vibrate in the work place.
• And don't whistle, whatever you do.

That's all.