Oh, yes, they certainly can! With no need to breathe they can go basically anywhere.
I submit that this whole oil spill thing has been allowed to go on so long is because there was a zombie outbreak aboard the rig and they were not all destroyed in the explosion, but rather began turning the original resucuers. The problem snowballed rather quickly, and our inefficient government is ill-equipped to handle such a fiasco. So they continue to allow the oil to spill as a cover-up to their inept zombie clean-up.
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Wait.
Zombies can function under water?
I suppose this makes sense but...I had not considered it before. Now my Zombie Plan needs a complete overhaul. Gah!
Oh, yes, they certainly can! With no need to breathe they can go basically anywhere.
I submit that this whole oil spill thing has been allowed to go on so long is because there was a zombie outbreak aboard the rig and they were not all destroyed in the explosion, but rather began turning the original resucuers. The problem snowballed rather quickly, and our inefficient government is ill-equipped to handle such a fiasco. So they continue to allow the oil to spill as a cover-up to their inept zombie clean-up.
That's a scarily believable theory, actually. :-/
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