Just call in dead. Look, if you're dead and you're calling in, obviously you're a re-animated corpse. And what is a re-animated corpse? A ZOMBIE. And who wants a zombie working for them?? Nobody, that's who. The liability when people start losing their brains to your employee would be immense. Just point this out, and it will work for sure. Probably.Excellent idea, yes?
Thursday, April 8, 2010
How I Can Get Out of Working on the 24th:
As presented by my sister-in-law, Kati:
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Haha...I'm glad it so inspired you. Of COURSE it's an excellent idea.
I think it's brilliant. We can't both call in dead though! I think we should just stage a massive revolt in the name of Simon and Garfunkle.
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